How long will an opened cocktail survive in a keg without spoiling?

In an open glass carafe, any good cocktail turns into stale sadness after two hours. WINKY on the other hand, maintains bunker-like conditions. As soon as you pressurize the system, the oxygen is expelled. Without contact with air, neither alcohol nor citrus juices oxidize. You can safely store your leftovers in the refrigerator for several days or even over a week. If you fancy a drink next Sunday, it will taste just as vibrant as it did on Friday night. WINKY saves your good alcohol from going to waste.

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