How long will my drink stay cold, and does WINKY fit in the refrigerator?

WINKY keeps your drinks ice-cold for up to 24 hours. Thanks to its double-walled stainless steel vacuum insulation, the keg laughs off the sweltering heat by the lake, while everyone around you sips lukewarm swill from plastic cups. If you want to pre-chill before the party, WINKY fits upright in most standard refrigerator doors. If your shared fridge is more of a shoebox type, simply screw on the included lid and lay the keg sideways on the shelf. The sturdy tap only comes into play when the party starts.

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